Guilt
Why does guilt exist? Like wisdom teeth, I’m not sure about its evolutionary purpose or its continuing relevance.
Tallulah Bankhead
'I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.'
The One?
I’ve been thinking about this concept of the one. And not in the Matrix, the costume-department-must-have-gone-through-a-lot-of-talc-on-that-shoot way.
Why do people think I’m a boozehound?
Yes, James Bond and I share a love of martinis. However, as my friend’s, ex-boss’s, step-mum always says, ‘Martinis are like breasts: one isn’t enough and three is too many.’
Tan-tastic
It’s been a while, don’t pretend you haven’t missed me.
Today’s type is about tans. No, I’m not waxing lyrical about the tantalisingly subtle differences between dark tan and iridescent beige, more about tan as an adopted skin tone.
Cirrhosis by the sea
Cirrhosis by the sea was the name of the beach house Errol Flynn and David Niven shared in LA. I’m calling my new place Cynicism on hill.
Midgets and tattoos
I'm definitely on Spanish time, getting up at these ungodly hours (yes 9:00am) shouldn't be legal. So yes, the tattoo convention was fucking strange.
I am in Florence, are you haha
hello, yes i'm being massively childish and BRAGGING.
Bonn.jorr.no
hola please,
The gelato tour continues
Yo peeps,
Italia 2010- Venezia
Hello chaps and chapettes,
I'm on holiday and am simply going to post the emails I've been sending home instead of actually writing something original. Enjoy!
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